Sunday, 17 March 2013

Tha akward shopping experience!

hi marshies!

how are you all today
if your in the uk like i am im sure your resenting the snow , its annoying really just when it was getting warm again ! BAM! the snow comes out and attacks us like ninjas stabbing us in the guts!
and we are basically the sitting ducks just sitting down eating our cereal upon the attack... last saturday i was out in central enjoying an outside live performance when it happned *cries*
wow thats a way to end my hapiness the one week i have off and it was destroyed by white fluffy stuff.... i knew cute was evil!!



so guess whaty guys on wednesday i actually finaly finaly! got the chance to do some shopping *.*
YUHHHHUUUYY!

but the thing is silly me i went shopping with my college friend dueeing our break between our lessons so our timetable kinda looked liked this

morning lesson
another cappy lesson

break
lunch
a lesson ment for only math studeents

then gay serious lesson
then another


so basically between the break and gay serious lesson the total time sum up to a 2hour 20 min break
ull think thats a perfect amount of time for us to do shopping right and for absolutely nothing bad to happen right :)

WRONG!!

DEFO WRONG MY MARSHIES!

the thing is we planned to just do a little shopping then stuff our college bags with out new outfits
then run back to class, without being late or being the weirdo that carried huge amounts of lilon bag -lion XD lilon kinda sounds like lion if you keep saying it over and over again try it



lilon-lion
lilon-lion
lilon-lion
lilon-lion
liiiooolloon lion

ooo yeah the sexi tongue twister ;)

i bet none of you can say it up to 20 times consistantly really fast in a row!
if you can send me a unedited video and ull win a prise :)


so yeah to make a summery i endded up over shopping!---- fail
and ended up with a huge shopping bad, equvilant to about the size of 3 standard shoppng bags- double fail!
and was late for college- oh my days fail
and had to take that big bag to class... which means catching the bus with the big bag
walking through college security with the big bag ( which means lifting it so i can squeeze through those barrier things after scanning my id)
having the security guard give me a WTF look
having to walk through the middle of the college centre with people giving me the WTF LOOK
having to wait outside with fellow class mates stareing at this frikin over sized bag wondering if i had stuffed a body in there and brought it to inspect in class like a biology frog disecting lesson
and having to deal with my teacher wanting to look at what i have inside while fully unaware i have brand new panties and other delecate underware that if he was to randomly put his hand in and bring out he would be on the next train to scotland home of college peedo prison

NO! NO! NO! JUST FUCK THAT!
HELL NO!
I WASNT HAVING IT!
THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GOING TO GO THROUGH THAT
YEAH IM SURE MY SELF ESTEEM COULD USE THAT ABOUT NOW!

so i decided that i would rather miss class and take this stuff home than to go through all that
but my friend was presistant and made me get on the bus back to college anyway

long story short
i was panicking the whole time
but guess what luckily we where so late everyone had gone inside the class already and was facing thier computer screens so all i had to do was run roll and toss the bag under my computer table like a ninja and sit down and turn to a class mate as if nothing had ever happened
yeah as if i had been there all the time!
they probably thought i had somehow teleported there by discovering the power of red bull



so thats my akward shopping college story guys

so the questions is
have you eer had this happen to you
what will you do in my situation
what akward situations have you thought ull be in but neaer was as bad as you thought it was
and do you have pedo picky teachers like i do


in my next video illl show you what i got :)

bye marshies xxoxoxx

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